| 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. > See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘ ForMarijuana’ > 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
> 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. > 5. Sing Along At The Opera. > 6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’ > 7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’ > > 8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, > We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’