To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity….

      1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With  Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer  At Passing Cars.   > See If They Slow Down.     2. On all your cheque stubs, write ForMarijuana’ >    3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
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Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. >    5.   Sing Along At The Opera. >    6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won!   I Won!’   > 7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling‘Run For Your Lives!  They’re Loose!’ > > 8.  Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy,  > We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

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